Dane Cook
September 8th, 2010 at
4:02 am
danecook: My ex girlfriends favorite sexual position was from behind my back.
September 8th, 2010 at
3:36 am
danecook: I’m in bed. I’m comfy. Something feels off. I’m watching Lock Up. I’m drifting. I’m awake. I’m in the wrong house. Shit. I live next door.
September 8th, 2010 at
3:26 am
danecook: Hitting the VMAs this weekend. I’m wearing a vintage 1969 Chevy Nova. Very heavy outfit. I’m sure to be winded.
September 7th, 2010 at
10:10 pm
danecook: At least when you come in last place you get the “and” credit.
September 7th, 2010 at
2:34 pm
danecook: Watched Dear Zachary last night. Jaw still agape. 1 of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen & I’ve seen over 6 of them.
September 6th, 2010 at
9:44 pm
danecook: @OrganikHipHop oh man I’m missing all the good stuff. I got a rap battle shout out? Is it on tape? @JosephKahn #Detention
September 6th, 2010 at
6:28 pm
